Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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