I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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