She is in my trunk
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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