you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
