i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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