I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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