R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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