Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
