found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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