You surviving the open bar?
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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