Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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