i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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