Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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