Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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