is your mom at the bar?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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