New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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