You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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