Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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