I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
