Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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