yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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