sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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