He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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