my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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