im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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