like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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