1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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