Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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