i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
