I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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