Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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