I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
