I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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