You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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