so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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