I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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