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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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