I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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