I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
do nipples grow back?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
