I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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