I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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