I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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