Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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