we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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