That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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