New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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