we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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