So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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