I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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