I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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